boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

(via crumpled-paper-stars)

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

image

(Source: zaynsbro, via breathe-me-into-tomorrow)

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

(Source: boofficialhamlet, via crumpled-paper-stars)

5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

(via mileskaneyanot)

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad
goth-cowboy:

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.
With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore



BROTHER

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(via crumpled-paper-stars)

feat:

the only dates i need are tour dates

(via mileskaneyanot)

frumpy shlumpy fat girls matter too

femmadilemma:

shout out to all the fat girls not in stylish expensive clothes right now

shout out to the fat girls in giant baggy sweaters, two day old makeup, unwashed hair, and hairy bodies.

You’re damn gorgeous too.

(via crumpled-paper-stars)

chibird:

There isn’t one cookie-cutter job/marriage/family pattern for you to follow. Your path can be completely different than anyone else’s, but that doesn’t make it any less valid. ^^