gnumblr:

I want a love like this someday

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via hotboyproblems)

Reblog if you’d fuck one of your followers.

(Source: spydersmind, via alwayys-hornyy)

gem-kelly:

Happy Easter

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

(via walkthelonelyroad)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via peterswebmemhi)

um-this-is-awkward:

V/H/S

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

(Source: sunkern-deactivated420, via peterswebmemhi)

kimmyybabiee:

My kind of shower
ohdaddy-i-i-i:

"That’s it, princess. Let Daddy all the way in."

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(via stale-motives)