if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.